Liquids that contain no milk say milk in the title too.
DisconnectedRedditor on
We tried that before, it didn’t end well.
brinkford on
They don’t have any moose either, so why do I have the jingle stuck in my head?
Dr1ftk on
Sounds like Capri Sun’s rebellious cousin.
UGOTAIDSYO on
No wine either. What a sham.
firebos7 on
They set it loose
CLONE-11011100 on
If you stick one sweet in your mouth, the juice forms all by itself.
tvtoms on
Err… umm.. they mean Glucose! “Set the Gluce Loose!”
Jokerthekushmaster on

iamcleek on
if you love the juice, set it loose.
NoStupidQsExist on
johnny cochran must’ve been the spokesperson
gmm1972 on

I Can’t Believe They Invented That!
Tedfromwalmart on
That’s what they said as they liberated the camps
CjCrashBan on
Please do your research!
These are Maynard’s Bassets Wine Gums, a vintage British native candy made for many decades with a long history, the “Juice” actually forms when you chew the gums, and the “wine” in the name is because when you look at the sweets, they are themed to alcoholic beverages!
Examples:
Burgundy
Port
Champagne
Etc.
If you eat these gums they also taste the same as said beverages!
henwiie on
Candy? Ew. Leave our sweets alone!
9outof10timesWrong on
They mean OJ.
MakeMeDrink on
Wait until this guy finds out that skittles don’t actually contain rainbows.
whattodo4klondikebar on

JoopahTroopah on
Maybe it’s a fundraiser of sorts? Buy enough juiceless snacks from them and they’ll raise enough to set the juice loose from wherever the juice is currently imprisoned?
Nabootle on
When my wife says it, we both know it’s not actually juice.
eraserbedhead on

Jaxxlack on
HOOTS MON!!!!
THARSSS.. JOOSE.. LOOSE …ABOOT THIS HOOSE!!!
Runningprofmama on
I think they mean mouth juice
mr_ji on
It’s past tense.
weas71 on
Let me guess, they don’t contain any wine either??
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Liquids that contain no milk say milk in the title too.
We tried that before, it didn’t end well.
They don’t have any moose either, so why do I have the jingle stuck in my head?
Sounds like Capri Sun’s rebellious cousin.
No wine either. What a sham.
They set it loose
If you stick one sweet in your mouth, the juice forms all by itself.
Err… umm.. they mean Glucose! “Set the Gluce Loose!”

if you love the juice, set it loose.
johnny cochran must’ve been the spokesperson

I Can’t Believe They Invented That!
That’s what they said as they liberated the camps
Please do your research!
These are Maynard’s Bassets Wine Gums, a vintage British native candy made for many decades with a long history, the “Juice” actually forms when you chew the gums, and the “wine” in the name is because when you look at the sweets, they are themed to alcoholic beverages!
Examples:
Burgundy
Port
Champagne
Etc.
If you eat these gums they also taste the same as said beverages!
Candy? Ew. Leave our sweets alone!
They mean OJ.
Wait until this guy finds out that skittles don’t actually contain rainbows.

Maybe it’s a fundraiser of sorts? Buy enough juiceless snacks from them and they’ll raise enough to set the juice loose from wherever the juice is currently imprisoned?
When my wife says it, we both know it’s not actually juice.

HOOTS MON!!!!
THARSSS.. JOOSE.. LOOSE …ABOOT THIS HOOSE!!!
I think they mean mouth juice
It’s past tense.
Let me guess, they don’t contain any wine either??